HAPPY DAY 24

Day #24 Corny jokes 

*What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor?
-“Where’s my tractor?”

*What did the fireman name his children?
-Hose A and Hose B

*What do a grape and a chicken have in common?
-They’re both purple except for the chicken.

*Why did the three little pigs leave home?
-Because their father was a boar

*A police man pulls over a guy:
Policeman: “Your eyes are red have you been drinking?”
Man: “Your eyes are glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”

 

**What corny jokes do you have?

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