Day #24 Corny jokes
*What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor?
-“Where’s my tractor?”
*What did the fireman name his children?
-Hose A and Hose B
*What do a grape and a chicken have in common?
-They’re both purple except for the chicken.
*Why did the three little pigs leave home?
-Because their father was a boar
*A police man pulls over a guy:
Policeman: “Your eyes are red have you been drinking?”
Man: “Your eyes are glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”
**What corny jokes do you have?